The Big Stupid Elf Bears

Elf Bears are Magical Beings from the UnderLand who appear as a Warning when a mistake is about to be made. Like the feeling of Pain when you get too close to a flame, or sickness when you eat rotten fruit. They are an aggravation that keeps you from moving in the wrong direction. By being dumb. Really dumb. Just so stupid and rude and gross and....dumb. Like picking their teeth with a fish so you don't say something mean to your sister, or eating their own toe-jam so you don't invent electricity. So even though they are always bad and annoying and gross, and always seem to be getting more and more creative in their tactics of distraction, we honor the Elf Bear's contribution to the Evolution of DarkCember.